Defying the Laws of Physics

Hero is obsessed with Kong balls. Give Hero some Kong balls and his brains disappear. Seriously, he has no self-control, no skills or abilities, all he can do is obsess over them. We give him 2 at a time, because then he gets distracted going from one to the other, otherwise he'd probably forget important things like breathing! (Plus he keeps himself endlessly entertained trying to get them both in his mouth.) He will literally chase them around the house until he's beyond the point of exhaustion. He got to play with his Kong balls on Friday and he's still sleeping it off!